Reviews for The English Patient

Miramax Collector's Edition - MPN: 3500203

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  Por el miembro: GenghisTheHun - Dec 26, 2005

The English Patient

I know it won all the oscars. I know the critics got the vapors writing about it. I say avoid it at all costs. It is excruciatingly slow moving and BOOOOORING! I must add--it stinks!

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  Por el miembro: genghis the hun - Dec 26, 2005

The English Patient

I know it won all the oscars. I know the critics got the vapors writing about it. I say avoid it at all costs. It is excruciatingly slow moving and BOOOOORING! I must add--it stinks!

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  • 1
  Por el miembro: underspin - Dec 26, 2005

The English Patient

One of the few films I've walked out on early on in the film. In one of the opening scenes it shows the effects of a would-be plane crash...I turned to my friend and stated "It looks like a movie set," to which he laughed in agreement. Then we see a victim from the crash laying there supposedly dead, but who doesn't even look real...So at that point we decided it was either leaving the theatre or falling asleep - we left.

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  Por el miembro: BugahaNE - Nov 20, 2005

The English Patient

I actually am a man who likes well-done dramatic love stories, really LOL. But I am just like Elaine on Seinfeld, twisting in agony in my chair waiting for this yawner to end.

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  Por el miembro: m. a. duron - Nov 20, 2005

The English Patient

THE ENGLISh PATIENT. At the time, this reviewer's mother observed that there was nothing wrong about 'The English Patient' that splitting the story into three separate full-length movies couldn't cure. What exactly was it that made the Kristin Scott-Thomas character so unfulfilled in her marriage that it drove her to engage in adultery? Mere ennui, perhaps. It is not easy to grasp narrative purpose in much of director Anthony Minghella's work; a David Lean wannabe, he seems incapable of telling a story simply, including in good efforts like 'The Talented Mr. Ripley' (with good contributions by all others involved in what at the time, novelist Patricia Highsmith notwidhstanding, was an unacknowledged remake of René Clement's 'A Plein Soleil', 1960, with Maurice Ronet and Alain Delon), and lesser ones like 'Cold Mountain' - another bit of Minghella heavy going.

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  Por el miembro: Ridgewalker - Nov 20, 2005

The English Patient

I thought this film was ambitious, but sooooooooo slow to the point of tears, that it would make a nice addition to the Ludovico Treatment.

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  • 1
  Por el miembro: alpepper - Nov 20, 2005

The English Patient

I'd rather see "Sack Lunch" 20 times consecutive before watching 10 minutes of this borefest. If you think I'm an idiot, just remember Elaine Benes claimed to have an IQ of 180.

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  • 4
  Por el miembro: CanadaSucks - Nov 20, 2005

The English Patient

I'm one of 7 heterosexual men that actually liked this movie. . .no, really!. . .

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  • 4
  Por el miembro: antondatree - May 13, 2002

The English Patient

It got a lot of pissed off people because it one Best Picture '96 over the far superior Fargo. But when you look at it, it's actually a beautiful movie. Far better than Titanic which also has a whole, we must be together forever thing, this is a realistic movie with great performances, sweeping direction and a good script. It IS overly long, I admit, but still see it.Summary: A BEAUTIFUL, LONG, WONDERFUL FILM.

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  • 3
  Por el miembro: #1FiennesGirl - Feb 2, 2002

The English Patient

This movie was ok, but I had to at least see it two times before I could actually understand it because it's soooo boring. But Ralph was very good in this and very hot!

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  • 4
  Por el miembro: movieguy108 - Jul 13, 2001

The English Patient

I wonder when Ralph Fiennes is going to win an Oscar because he is an underlooked gem who deserves a little recognition.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: Princess27 - Jan 13, 2001

The English Patient

It was a very good movie but a little too long.

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  Por el miembro: YoungJi5 - Jan 10, 2001

The English Patient

I remember the movie was very long, two videocasettes. I heard it's kind of an artsy movie not for entertainment. However, I fell asleep. It was boring so it was hard to be awake. I was disappointed with this movie, but I know some people who liked it a lot.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: mdbavois - Jan 9, 2001

The English Patient

Perfect blend of romance and drama that doesn't feel contrived. Interweaving of stories leads to rich characters. Cinematography and score are gorgeous.

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  • 4
  Por el miembro: Woodstock - Dec 7, 2000

The English Patient

The English Patient was good because it was beautifully made. It really makes you feel like you're there with the characters BUT I felt the credit that it got for cinimatography was overrated because a lot of those effects were used in Out of Africa (which I thought was a great movie).

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: ra3ia - Nov 17, 2000

The English Patient

If one is willing to wait through a few dull moments a person will see that the English Patient is one of the best movies ever made. It is a perfect combination of love lost and love found. The best part of this movie for me was the patient and nurse relationship between Juliet Binoche and Ralph Fiennes.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: Octinian - Nov 13, 2000

The English Patient

I gave this movie a 5 because it's a beautiful movie both visually and story-wise. It was made to appease both Hollywood and the actual book it's based on! Great actors made it come to life-not just the main ones.

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  Por el miembro: PartyKid151 - Nov 9, 2000

The English Patient

A great movie if you run out of tylenol PM.

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  • 4
  Por el miembro: carpediem - Nov 6, 2000

The English Patient

Too slow, but decent story and cast.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: kiyah - Nov 3, 2000

The English Patient

I have never cried so much at a movie before. This was the ultimate love story, boy meets girl, girl dies, boy dies. I mean, come on, what else is there to say? He walked through a desert for like a month all for her!

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: theuofc - Oct 19, 2000

The English Patient

I can't imagine anyone besides Ralph Fiennes playing Count Almasy. He -was- Almasy, in look, in mood, in move, in tone. But then, Ralph Fiennes always becomes the role. The superb actor that he is, Fiennes made The English Patient one of the memorable movies of the decade.

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  • 3
  Por el miembro: alicat - Jun 22, 2000

The English Patient

Aesthetically beautiful but otherwise draining movie.

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  Por el miembro: gt404170du - Feb 15, 2000

The English Patient

This movie was incredibly boring. It took too long to figure out what was going on and by the time you did, you didn't even care anymore.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: Bug@2715et - Dec 14, 1999

The English Patient

This is an inteligent movie for a thinking person. If you like adolesent movies this isn't for you but if you like reality and honesty this is great. I was more interested in the love story between Hannah and Kip more than the English patient and Kay.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: souv3043om - Dec 11, 1999

The English Patient

Love sometimes really IS predatory...

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  Por el miembro: Wtbyan - Dec 7, 1999

The English Patient

I thought this was as overrated as they come. I'm willing to admit that I wasn't getting all of it that there was to get due to someliterary or emotional ignorance, but I stick to my claim: overrated.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: gary2540om - Dec 7, 1999

The English Patient

how much more can a man value his word ?

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  Por el miembro: gte82538du - Dec 6, 1999

The English Patient

I only hate this movie because Elaine hated it on Seinfeld.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: stin1600om - Nov 26, 1999

The English Patient

The English Patient is a superb movie. Ralph Fiennes is a great actor. The entire cast is great. Even though the movie is long, the love story is worth it.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: Dragonfly - Nov 25, 1999

The English Patient

One of the most visually beautiful movies I have ever seen. If you found it boring, there's always videogames, kids.

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  • 5
  Por el miembro: hazz1516om - Nov 23, 1999

The English Patient

The English Patient was deep and romantic.

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  Por el miembro: GTE91150DU - Nov 13, 1999

The English Patient

This movie was so stupid and boring.

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  Por el miembro: magellan - Nov 4, 1999

The English Patient

boooorrringggggg

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  Por el miembro: - Nov 4, 1999

The English Patient

boooorrringggggg

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  • 3.7
  TopTenREVIEWS.com - Mar 17, 2008

English Patient, The (1996)

English Patient, The (1996) receives an overall TopTenREVIEWS rating of 2.96 out of 4.00. It is ranked the #1,355 movie of all time, #23 movie from 1996 and #768 Drama movie of all time. The rating and ranking is based on an average of 137 critic scores, awards and other criteria. To see a breakdown of the movie ranking, read individual critic reviews, or see how other movies ranked, click on the...

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  • 4.3
  Rotten Tomatoes - Nov 30, -0001

The English Patient

Though it suffers from excessive length and ambition, director Minghella's adaptation of the Michael Ondaatje novel is complex, powerful, and moving.

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